Google Wants Me to Kill Justin Bieber

| Aug 18, 2010 | 2 comments

So, unless you have been under a rock for the last few months, you have probably heard the name, Justin Bieber. I have heard it, but I had not one clue as to WHY he was famous. As far as I knew, Justin Bieber was a young actor or singer or something. I knew he had shitloads of twitter followers, but nothing made me want to find out anything about this kid. Who cares? Another pop tard.

Then I read about how he tweeted his “phone number” out, but the number was actually 15-year-old fan’s, Kevin Kristopik. Apparently, Kevin used Google to track down one of Bieber’s friends and eventually got Biebers number and texted him.

“I kind of meddled into his life a little bit,” Kevin said. “He decided to take revenge on me.”

The revenge yielded over 26,000 text messages to Kevin’s iPhone before he had to get a new phone number. The comment posted on Bieber’s verified account asked followers to call the star at a number with a 248 area code. Kevin confirmed that was his number. Bieber has more than 4.5 million followers.

So, this Bieber kid retailiates by tweeting, to text or call him… and this other kid gets bombarded with texts and phonecalls. Kinda funny.

After watching about 10 seconds of that, I typed in “Justin Bieber” into the search box to see why in the hell this Bieber douche has 4.5 million followers.

I click on the first video and watch a small portion of it, when Google Chrome crashed… and told me to “kill them”.

Yes, master.

I found the whole ordeal rather humorous.

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  • Lori

    OMG so freaking funny, i like Google's missive. can't believe "the beeb" has 4.5 million followers….there goes another generation.

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