I make no apology for the fact that I am the only guy on my block without a dog or any desire whatsoever to have a creature living in my home that licks its own butt or rolls around in dead stuff.

What the heck is so desperate about people that they must control a creature for their own amusement. It must be the same gene that says to watch a bunch of dudes in tight pants drag each other to the ground and then do a dance when they get their balls where they want them.

I know some nice people with dogs, but I know a lot of other crazy people, too.

On a high note, I know dogs that are smarter than some people. So if you don't get my humor or you want to hunt me down (like a dog) get a check up from the neck up. I am just fueling your dog flame. Hating will just give my cat more reasons to eat you.

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I think Michelle posted an article a couple weeks ago about how there is a collar you can buy that tweets for your pet. Maybe they can add that to status updates.

"Raisin is licking her nether regions, cuz she can."