Lindsay Lohan Meet Social Media

| Mar 10, 2010 | 9 comments

Tramp Lindsay Lohan

Tramp Stamp

There is a big difference between a milkaholic and a delusional alcoholic, right? Some attorneys do not seem to agree, and decided to take on E*Trade for $100,000,000 (yes, one hundred million dollars).

Lindsay Lohan, once a Hollywood star, claims that E*Trade referred to her when they produced a commercial referencing “That milkaholic, Lindsay.”

It will take a lot more money than that to make the desperate Lindsay Lohan right. This looks like a sick attempt to work over a lost career with a high-profile “killed the spouse” kind of court appearance. We have seen similar attempts to bring back a name before, but perhaps none more pathetic.

Oh, but maybe she will just love what the Internet will say about her. Social media is great this way. Maybe some dude in Omaha will still send a Twitter update that says he “would do her.”

One thing you can pretty well bet is that it is not milk in this Lindsay’s lunchbox.

Enjoy the cute E*Trade video. While you watch the video, imagine who got the best side of this social media experiment … Lindsay Lohan or E*Trade. My guess is that E*Trade will gain a lot more value than Lindsay Lohan will.

For more information on the lawsuit, see the New York Post article: “Lindsay Lohan wants $100M over E-Trade ad”

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  • http://intensedebate.com/people/Mark_Aaron_Murn Mark Aaron Murnahan

    It was 5 guilty and 27 not guilty when I voted. I guess perhaps her attorney and a couple interns know how to use the Internet.

    Look out, I may start claiming that if you say "Murnahan" you are talking about me. Wait, that would be a whole lot more realistic than this whacked claim that Lindsey, Lindsay, Linsey … they didn't spell it in the video. In any case, I would have a better chance at the One Name Cleb thing. At least I have one name that was not used a hundred squillion times to describe a massive portion of kids born in the 1980's and 1990's. Oh, and I probably have more fans, because I know I at least have three … my children … hopefully my wife, maybe my mother. I guess I may be up to five. I think that is worth a shot at a case in court, don't you?
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  • http://intensedebate.com/people/ZenInsight ZenInsight

    This vid was hilarious.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/mobloso Travis Wright

    Lindsay Lohan is a worthless waste of skin. All this is gonna do is ruin her reputation even more… and give etrade additional buzz. The ad agency who created this, is gonna get new amazing clients. The Agency may get purchased by a larger agency… etc.

    Lohan needs to get over herself.

    Did anyone here even THINK of Lohan when you saw that commercial? Not I. Get over yourself, idiot.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/Mark_Aaron_Murn Mark Aaron Murnahan

    Maybe the ad agency hired Lohan to promote it by making an ass of herself. Brilliant! :-D
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  • http://www.facebook.com/polyana.oliveira Polyana De Oliveira

    i mean… if lindsay wasn't a common name… but still!! haha – i love that commercial. i watched it about 5 times in a row and chuckled every time.

    and no, i didn't think of lindsay lohan. she's not worth the e*trade baby's time.
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  • http://intensedebate.com/people/mobloso Travis Wright

    To be fair, the baby had powdered milk all over her nostrils.

  • http://www.awebguy.com Mark Aaron Murnahan

    They have great commercials, and I hope they keep up the good work.

    Either of those babies are much cuter and could probably drive a straighter line. Indeed, that kid is too busy for the likes of the tramp chasing down free money from E*Trade.

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  • http://intensedebate.com/people/loriguffey loriguffey

    Can you say narcissist? I guess the world seems small when you think it's entirely centered around you. As if. That baby is WAY cuter than that other girl with the same name.