Category: Browser History

The Rise And (Hopeful) Fall Of Gawker

The Rise And (Hopeful) Fall Of Gawker

Before you tear me apart for a sensationalist title, let me explain. I do not think that Gawker Media, the multimillion dollar blogging corporation, will fall.  As a general rule, I do not second-guess the business strategies of multi-million dollar companies.  However, the bloom is definitely off the rose as far as Gawker’s standing in [...]

Happy iPhone Day

Happy iPhone Day

This is the line.  You cannot just get into the line.  You need to go to a separate line to register to get into this line.  The line to register is in the parking garage.  On the bottom level.  Just follow the sound of the ruckus.

Wesley Crusher Works For Dell

Wesley Crusher Works For Dell

And evidently, he is in danger.

I Think We Need A Bigger Teapot

I Think We Need A Bigger Teapot

Slow ahead! I can go ‘slow ahead’. Why don’t you come down here and infuse some tea and I’ll show you ‘slow ahead’.

The Ultimate In Eco-Conscious Hipsterism

Browser History: Hipster Car

As Captain Tightpants famously retorted to a certain whiny farmboy, “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid. I’ve made a lot of special modifications myself.”

Sad Vader

Sad Vader

I find your lack of Happy Meal toys disturbing…